1940 English Golf Rules

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Golf Rules in England during World War II


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Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

Experience shows that exceptions are as true as the rules. - Edith Ronald Mirrielees

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. - Madame Dudevant

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own. - Chuck Yeager

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump


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