Wrap Your Gifts

Not all Christmas presents fit under the tree



Wrap Your Christmas Gifts

Un-bow-lievable Christmas gifts

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Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

What is bought is cheaper than a gift. - Portuguese Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. - Steve Prefontaine

The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. - Morell

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

It is one thing to be gifted and quite another thing to be worthy of one's own gift. - Nadia Boulanger

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. - Bill Keane

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis


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14-Oct-2019