![]() Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown see also Art, Christmas, Illusion & Lightbulb Sections Electrician’s New Plug OCD Electrician Redneck Electrician |
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