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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss


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