Leteracy Night

School of elementary language skills





Where literate teachers practice illiteracy

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Learn what you are and be such. - Pindar

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. - Unknown

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela


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19-Mar-2019