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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Every man is a volume if you know how to read him. - William Ellery Channing

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are. - Mason Cooley

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Beware the stories you read or tell: subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. - Ben Okri

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King


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