Every Man Should Get One

Prenuptial agreements are this lawyer’s specialty

Do you need a prenup?



Do you need a PreNup?

Why every man needs a prenuptial agreement
Prenup: a contract entered into prior to marriage, civil union
or any other agreement prior to the main agreement by
the people intending to marry or contract with each other.

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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

The law is silent during war. - Cicero

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

A criminal remains a criminal whether he uses a convict's suit or a monarch's crown. - Victor Hugo

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard Feynman

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright


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