Every Man Should Get One

Prenuptial agreements are this lawyer’s specialty

Do you need a prenup?



Do you need a PreNup?

Why every man needs a prenuptial agreement
Prenup: a contract entered into prior to marriage, civil union
or any other agreement prior to the main agreement by
the people intending to marry or contract with each other.

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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. - Wayne W. Dyer

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright


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