Boneless Inverted Pork

I wonder what they taste like when they’re not inverted...



Boneless Pork Rectums Inverted packaging label

Food  For Thought

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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25-Nov-2017