Boneless Inverted Pork

I wonder what they taste like when they’re not inverted...



Boneless Pork Rectums Inverted packaging label

Food  For Thought

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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18-Feb-2018