Insomniac Christmas

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Insomniac Christmas

Insomnia (or sleeplessness) is a sleep disorder in which there is an
inability to fall asleep or to stay asleep as long as desired

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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23-Sep-2019