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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fanny Flagg

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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24-Apr-2018