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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

That's the thing that broke the straw. - Archie Bunker

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fanny Flagg

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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23-Jan-2018