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Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. - Albert Camus

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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21-Aug-2018