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Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. - Erica Jong

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it. - Agatha Christie

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it. - Jack Nicholson

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice from a total stranger. - Lindsey Stewart

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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