iGifts

Technology can get you in trouble



It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son
celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me
very happy when she bought me an iPad.


My daughter’s birthday was in August so
I got her an iPod Touch.


September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.
iGifts iRon - technology can get you in trouble

It was around then that the fight started. What the wife
failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into
the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
(Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service)

I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas...


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Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. - Steve Prefontaine

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other person still owns that gift. The same is true of insults and verbal attacks. - Steve Pavlina


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19-Nov-2018