iGifts

Technology can get you in trouble



It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son
celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me
very happy when she bought me an iPad.


My daughter’s birthday was in August so
I got her an iPod Touch.


September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.
iGifts iRon - technology can get you in trouble

It was around then that the fight started. What the wife
failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into
the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
(Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service)

I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas...


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Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone


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22-Sep-2018