iGifts

Technology can get you in trouble



It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son
celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me
very happy when she bought me an iPad.


My daughter’s birthday was in August so
I got her an iPod Touch.


September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.
iGifts iRon - technology can get you in trouble

It was around then that the fight started. What the wife
failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into
the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
(Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service)

I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas...


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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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20-Oct-2019