iGifts

Technology can get you in trouble



It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son
celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me
very happy when she bought me an iPad.


My daughter’s birthday was in August so
I got her an iPod Touch.


September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.
iGifts iRon - technology can get you in trouble

It was around then that the fight started. What the wife
failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into
the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
(Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service)

I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas...


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Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle


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16-Jun-2019