iGifts

Technology can get you in trouble



It all began with an iPhone. March was when my son
celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me
very happy when she bought me an iPad.


My daughter’s birthday was in August so
I got her an iPod Touch.


September came by, so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.
iGifts iRon - technology can get you in trouble

It was around then that the fight started. What the wife
failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into
the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
(Warning: this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service)

I hope to be out of the hospital by Christmas...


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There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C Clarke

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

It is one thing to be gifted and quite another thing to be worthy of one's own gift. - Nadia Boulanger

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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23-Apr-2019