Tennis Down Under

Playing near the equator has its ups and downs



Tennis Down Under

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In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll


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19-Jul-2018