Children’s Quotes

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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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22-Sep-2019