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Little Johnny learned wrestling from his cat



Kid's Play Cat

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck


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