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Little Johnny learned wrestling from his cat



Kid's Play Cat

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Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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25-Jun-2018