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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Sir Claus Moser

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt. - Daniel Hannan

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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22-Feb-2018