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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher


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24-Jun-2018