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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

A true lover always feels in debt to the one he loves. - Ralph W. Sockman

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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