I
want a hippopotamus for Christmas -
Only a hippopotamus will do...
Don’t want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy,
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy.
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas -
I don’t think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won’t have to use our dirty chimney flue,
Just bring him through the front door, that’s the easy thing to do.
I can see me now on Christmas morning,
Creeping down the stairs,
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there.
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas -
Only a hippopotamus will do;
No crocodiles, no rhinoceruses -
I only like hippopotamuses...
And hippopotamuses like me too!
Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian.
There’s lots of room for him in our two-car garage,
I’d feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage.
I can see me now on Christmas morning,
Creeping down the stairs,
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there.
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas -
Only a hippopotamus will do;
No crocodiles,
or rhinoceruseses -
I only like hippopotamuseses...
And hippopotamuses like me too!
see also
Christmas
& Music Sections
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Dragon Buoy
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Wi-Fi Password
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When You Gotta Go
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Bird Melons
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Black Golfer
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Gated Community
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Piano Shelves
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Page Lurker
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Swimsuit Police
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Aussie Shopping Cart
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LabraThor Retriever
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Local Crabs
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ThrowYo
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Hair Plants
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Ruined Day
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