A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His
wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years, but,
I want a divorce.”
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says, “I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it, because I’ve been having an affair with
your best friend, and he’s a better lover than you.”
Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his hands on the wheels.
She says, “I want the house.”
Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.
She says, “I want the kids too.”
The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, until he’s up to 80 mph.
She says, “I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too.”
The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, “Is there
anything you want?”
The husband says, “No, I’ve got everything I need right here.”
She asks, “What’s that?”
The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, “I’ve got the airbag!”
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A Woman’s Mind
Arkansas Divorce Application
Divorce Is Grand
In Three Pictures
My Ex-Wife, The Pilot
The Origin of the White Wedding Dress
Wedding Cake for the Submissive Husband
Insect Food Fight
Living At C Level
Little Johnny Bath
Emergency Stops Only
Portable Balance Beam
Fried Eggs - Military Style
Teenage Mutant Ninja Hay Bail
Got Them All