Dog Named “Salesman”

Making reservations for the best hunting dog


A keen sportsman spent the weekend at a hunting lodge and bagged a record number of birds with the help of a dog named “Salesman”.

The man was so impressed that when making his reservation for the following year, he specifically requested the services of the same dog.

“Too bad,” said the lodge manager. “Six months ago, some Moroff who was here kept calling the dog “Sales Manager” by mistake. Now all he does is sit on his tail and bark.”


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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

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Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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21-May-2019