Antidote For Santa’s Milk

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Poison in Santa's milk

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety. - Jack Nicklaus

One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

I know too well the poison and the sting of things too sweet. - Adelaide Proctor

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - WC Fields

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

This anecdote (antidote) you give, how ya supposed to take it? - Archie Bunker

I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy


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25-Aug-2019