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I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop


I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work!


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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway


see also   Relationship  Section
A Mother’s Love
Bare Bones Love
Biker Love
Bulge That All Women Love
Cat Love
Crocodial Love
Digital Love
Falling In Love
Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows
I Love Dad
I Love New Recipes
Letter From A Loving Son
Locks Of Love
Love Bike
Love Dress
Love - Hate Attitude
Love Lost
Love Not Knot
Love Thy Neighbour
Mink Love
Modern Love Affair
Never Stop Sign
Perfectly Groomed Love Rug
Redneck Love Poem
Soured Love
Tough Love
Why I Love Saskatchewan
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20-Oct-2019