Anti-War Protest Rally

Translation gone wrong



A group of Syrians decided to hold an anti-American rally. Since they couldn’t read and write English for their protest signs, they found an English speaker to “translate” their anti-American slogans for them. They apparently made the mistake of asking the wrong guy to help them and he took matters into his own hands...


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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

He everywhere sought excuses for stirring up war. - Livy

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Albert Einstein

War does not determine who is right - only who is left. - Bertrand Russell

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

It is well that war is terrible. We should grow too fond of it. - Robert E Lee

Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. - John F Kennedy

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

There is no avoiding war, it can only be postponed to the advantage of your enemy. - Niccolo Machiavelli

He's talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states. - Archie Bunker

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

You can't say civilization don't advance... for every war they kill you a new way. - Will Rogers

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

He's not a war hero. He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured. - Donald Trump

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East. - Donald Trump

I find capitalism repugnant. It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating... because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition. - Fidel Castro

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war. - Ernest Hemingway


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17-Jun-2018