Anti-War Protest Rally

Translation gone wrong



A group of Syrians decided to hold an anti-American rally. Since they couldn’t read and write English for their protest signs, they found an English speaker to “translate” their anti-American slogans for them. They apparently made the mistake of asking the wrong guy to help them and he took matters into his own hands...


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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

War hath no fury like a non-combatant. - C.E. Montague

Don't win a battle and lose the war. - Unknown

If we don't end war, war will end us. - H G Wells

Only the winners decide what were war crimes. - Gary Wills

A war still rages over the legacy of the 1960s. - Camille Paglia

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war. - William Randolph Hearst

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Albert Einstein

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. - Jeanette Rankin

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it. - Desiderius Erasmus

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. - John F Kennedy

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

He's talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states. - Archie Bunker

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

You can't say civilization don't advance... for every war they kill you a new way. - Will Rogers

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. - Oscar Wilde


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21-Sep-2018