Anti-War Protest Rally

Translation gone wrong



A group of Syrians decided to hold an anti-American rally. Since they couldn’t read and write English for their protest signs, they found an English speaker to “translate” their anti-American slogans for them. They apparently made the mistake of asking the wrong guy to help them and he took matters into his own hands...


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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

War hath no fury like a non-combatant. - C.E. Montague

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

If we don't end war, war will end us. - H G Wells

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war. - William Randolph Hearst

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Albert Einstein

War does not determine who is right - only who is left. - Bertrand Russell

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

The true champion loses many battles before winning the war. - Unknown

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

He's talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states. - Archie Bunker

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

You can't say that civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. - Will Rogers

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East. - Donald Trump

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

I find capitalism repugnant. It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating... because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition. - Fidel Castro

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. - Oscar Wilde

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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18-Feb-2018