Anti-War Protest Rally

Translation gone wrong



A group of Syrians decided to hold an anti-American rally. Since they couldn’t read and write English for their protest signs, they found an English speaker to “translate” their anti-American slogans for them. They apparently made the mistake of asking the wrong guy to help them and he took matters into his own hands...


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Ordinary tradegies of war - Archie Bunker

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

How is it possible to have a civil war? - George Carlin

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war. - Winston Churchill

Only the winners decide what were war crimes. - Gary Wills

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

In war there is no second prize for the runner-up. - Omar Bradley

You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war. - William Randolph Hearst

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. - John F Kennedy

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

When starting and waging war it is not right that matters, but victory. - Adolf Hitler

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

He's talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states. - Archie Bunker

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

You can't say civilization don't advance... for every war they kill you a new way. - Will Rogers

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East. - Donald Trump

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill


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24-Nov-2017