Summer Speeding Ticket

School opening getting a little too close for comfort?



Summer should get a speeding ticket school sign

Spotting speeders on school campus

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Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien


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22-Sep-2019