Leading a Remote Life

Get up and change it yourself



Life Has No Remote Control

Along life’s many roads

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Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

My life needs editing. - Mort Sahi

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. - D.H. Lawrence

It is not length of life, but depth of life. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Once you're dead you're made for life. - Jimi Hendrix

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

The rest of our life is going to be the best of our life! - Darrell Yarbrough

Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. - Charles Swindoll

Life is really simple but we insist on making it complicated. - Confucius

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. - Henry Boye

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. - Geoffrey Fisher

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. - Oscar Wilde

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by the unfolding of his powers, by living productively. - Erich Fromm

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie


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Judas Asparagus
Moses As A Lifeguard
Moses’ Headache Relief - the Sequel
Moses’ USB Tablets
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Organ Donor
Original Homeland Security - 2nd Amendment
Prayer Conditioning
Prayer Request for Bob
Sundae Sermon
Sunday Weather Forecast
Throw Your Life Away
Truth Decay
Uplifting Church
Youth Pastor’s Last Speech


 

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22-Sep-2019