Mathematics has beauties of its own.  J.W.A. Young Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe I graduated first in my class from alibi school.  Jeffrey McDaniel Most every dental school has discount dental services.  Matthew Lesko Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.  Albert Einstein Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once.  Unknown If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.  Edmund Burke I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation.  Terry Pratchett God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.  Mark Twain I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance.  Donald Trump Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.  Ed Gillespie Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation.  Madeleine Albright Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.  Frank Capra Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.  John Adams You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart.  Harvey Mackay At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation.  Paul Feig Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra.  Fran Lebowitz It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.  Mark Twain In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.  Steven Wright Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.  Robert Frost Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else.  Prinz zu HohlenloheIngelfingen Kraft Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science.  Robert Lanza Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation.  Bruce Springsteen As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt When I finished school, I took one of those careeraptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime.  Tim Cavanagh I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  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