Mathematics has beauties of its own.  J.W.A. Young Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?  George Carlin Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college.  Unknown Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert Most every dental school has discount dental services.  Matthew Lesko Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  Mark Twain A college education shows a man how little other people know.  T.C. Hailburton Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.  Robert Heilbroner "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics.  Eric T. Bell Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation.  Terry Pratchett Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales.  Stephen Hawking To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation.  Madeleine Albright Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.  Frank Capra If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about.  Nick Cave In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving.  Amit Ray The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.  Robert M. Hutchins Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.  Jaden Smith There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus.  Anthony Amero Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.  Unknown For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra.  Fran Lebowitz In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.  Steven Wright What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life?  Lynette Mather Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.  Jack Nicholson Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science.  Robert Lanza The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.  Billy Crystal Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein When I finished school, I took one of those careeraptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime.  Tim Cavanagh I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  Unknown see also Chemistry, Dubm, Language, Medical & School Sections 2 Pi Watch Accurate Pie Chart Apple Pi Calculus Drinks Catholic Math Cats and Backpacks Cheat of the Year Chocolate Math Constipated Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Efficient Humans Epic Pi Ethiopian Math Expandable Equation Girlfriend Math Hangman Math Hot Dog Math How Can This Be True, Math Nerds? Illusive Dice KwikMart Math Lab Found Logic, Math & Reasoning Quotes Long Math Class Ma & Pa Math: 5 into 25 equals 14 Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Puzzle Math Riddle Math Watch Math Zero Magic Mathematician’s Truck Mennonite Longhand Math Phone Number Magic Trick Pi Chart Proof That 7 x 13 = 28 Redneck Math Snake Math Teacher Arrested at Airport WalMart Math 
