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Life And Beer Are Very Similar

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Life is improvisation. - Tina Fey

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Neale Donald Walsh

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it? - Josh Stern

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. - Unknown

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

Maybe you needed to get whacked hard by life before you understood what you wanted out of it. - Jodi Picoult

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

If you are going to ask yourself life-changing questions, be sure to do something with the answers. - Bo Bennett

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not a piece of advice, it is merely a custom. - Mark Twain

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. - Mark Twain


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19-Feb-2018