Life And Beer Are Very Similar

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Life And Beer Are Very Similar

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Life. Consider the alternative. - Marshal McLuhan

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A man's life is what his thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn

There are life-threatening issues related to diabetes. - Stephen Wallem

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

Too many times in life we see a need but hesitate to act on it. - Joe Segal

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

If we have our own why of life, we shall get along with almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Life is 10 percent what happens to you and 90 percent how you respond to it. - Lou Holtz

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

If you are going to ask yourself life-changing questions, be sure to do something with the answers. - Bo Bennett

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

To do good things in the world, first you must know who you are and what gives meaning to your life. - Robert Browning

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

It's very easy for trusted companies to mislead naive customers, and life insurance companies are trusted. - Daniel Kahneman

There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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20-Nov-2018