Life And Beer Are Very Similar

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Life And Beer Are Very Similar

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All life is an experiment. - Oliver Wendell Homes Jr.

Expect nothing and life will be velvet. - Lisa Gardiner

Without duty, life is soft and boneless. - Joseph Joubert

Life is a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat. - Robert Frost

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. - Woody Allen

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it? - Josh Stern

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

The rest of our life is going to be the best of our life! - Darrell Yarbrough

Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. - Charles Swindoll

Begin at once to live, and count each day as a separate life. - Seneca

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. - Rodney Dangerfield

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being. - Kevin Kruse

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation. - Donald Trump

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

Accept responsibility for your life. Know that it is you who will get you where you want to go, no one else. - Les Brown

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it's no worse than it is. - Margaret Mitchell

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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22-May-2018