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Life And Beer Are Very Similar

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

I always advise people never to give advice. - P G Wodehouse

There is no enlightenment outside daily life. - Thich Nhat Hanh

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. - WC Fields

It's never too late - in fiction or in life - to revise. - Nancy Thayer

The patient has the right to accept your advice or to ignore it. - Martin H. Fischer

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - Ogden Nash

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

There is nothing which we receive with so much reluctance as advice. - Joseph Addison

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

Life is 10 percent what happens to you and 90 percent how you respond to it. - Lou Holtz

It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly. - Isaac Asimov

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

Challenges should not be seen as obstacles but rather as opportunities for acquiring new experiences in life. - Unknown

When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. - Helen Keller

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not a piece of advice, it is merely a custom. - Mark Twain

We are either progressing or retrograding all the while; there is no such thing as remaining stationary in this life. - James Freeman Clarke

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes. - Charles R. Swindoll

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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20-Aug-2018