Garage Add-on

“Don’t worry Honey, it just sticks out a little bit”



Garage Boat Addition



Custom garage doors for boating enthusiasts

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Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie


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20-May-2019