Pets Allowed Apartment

Traveling with your pet

Pet-friendly hotel for equestrian guests



Horse allowed in apartment building

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Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious. - Steven Wright

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart


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23-Oct-2017