Hidden Pastry

Jew almost swallows his pride

Magic trick in the bakery shop


A Jew and an Arab go into a Jerusalem bakery. The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.

He says to the Jew, “See how good I am? The owner didn’t see anything!”

The Jew says to the Arab, “I’m going to show you there’s nobody better than a Jew.”

He goes up to the owner and says, “Give me a pastry and I’ll show you a magic trick.”

Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.

The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for another one, and swallows it just the same.

The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and says, “What did you do with the pastry?”

The Jew answers, “Look in the Arab’s pocket.”


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