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Lo-tech stereo TV on the throne

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Lo-tech stero TV for bathroom use

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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Let s bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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