Week Sales for the Weak

Not enough time to get your shopping done?

How to extend shopping days

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Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Camping: nature's way of promoting the motel industry. - Dave Barry

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

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