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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Sometimes you can get so busy trying to be everyone else's anchor that you don't even realize you are actually drowning. - Unknown

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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19-Jul-2019