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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H.G. Wells

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Mark Twain

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Sometimes you can get so busy trying to be everyone else's anchor that you don't even realize you are actually drowning. - Unknown

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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