That Way

Nature’s direction finder

For male flies who don’t take directions



Male flies don't take directions

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Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

I've become a much more serious young insect. - Andrew Denton

Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. - Karl Pilkington

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. - General Douglas MacArthur

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his? - Emile M. Cioran

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

I'm the No. 1 developer in New York, I'm the biggest in Atlantic City, and maybe we'll keep it that way. - Donald Trump

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

That is what we are supposed to do when we are at our best - make it all up - but make it up so truly that later it will happen that way. - Ernest Hemingway

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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