That Way

Nature’s direction finder

For male flies who don’t take directions

Male flies don't take directions

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story. - John Wooden

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G.K. Chesterton

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity. - Robert Frost

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C.S. Lewis

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I'm the No. 1 developer in New York, I'm the biggest in Atlantic City, and maybe we'll keep it that way. - Donald Trump

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

That is what we are supposed to do when we are at our best - make it all up - but make it up so truly that later it will happen that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

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