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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. - St. Augustine

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

We live very close together. So, our prime purpose in this life is to help others. - Dalai Lama

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

You cannot teach humans anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves. - Galileo

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Obey the voice within - it commands us to give of ourselves and help others. As long as we have the capacity to give, we are alive. - Kirk Douglas

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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21-Jun-2018