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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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