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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

It doesn't help your five-iron if you're pretty. - Laura Baugh

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself. - Henry Morgan

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

We live very close together. So, our prime purpose in this life is to help others. - Dalai Lama

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help other people get what they want. - Zig Ziglar

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?" - Brian Tracy


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