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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. - Ronald Reagan

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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21-Apr-2018