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Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. - Ronald Reagan

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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20-Jul-2017