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Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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21-Feb-2018