Shuttle Bus Driver

Taking a ride on the relationship bus

How well do you know your bus driver?



Do you know your shuttle bus driver name

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? - Steven Wright

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

When they go besmearing the name of a great linebacker. - Archie Bunker

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

The name of a man is a numbing blow from which he never recovers. - Marshall McLuhan

Better name for the general practitioner might be multispecialist. - Martin H. Fischer

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Murdered by a traitor and a coward whose name is not worthy to appear here. - Jesse James

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson. - Mark Twain

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz


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