Scooter Friends

Inspiration on the driveway

Scooting around with the neighbourhood dog



Scooter Friends

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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22-Oct-2017