Scooter Friends

Inspiration on the driveway

Scooting around with the neighbourhood dog



Scooter Friends

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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