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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Many people set rules to keep from making decisions. - Mike Krzyzewski

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Temptations come, as a general rule, when they are sought. - Margaret Oliphant

Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. - Madame Dudevant

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. - Paul Ehrlich

The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today. - Lewis Carroll

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. - Mark Twain

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have no use. - William James

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience. - Atticus Finch

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right – shame on you. - Louis Armstrong

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. - Rene Descartes

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

I have made it a rule never to be with a person ten minutes without trying to make him happier. - Unknown

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Things that aren't important, that have nothing to do with winning and losing, don't have to be a rule. - Peter Richmond

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

It has been said that figures rule the world. Maybe. But I am sure that figures tell us whether it is being ruled well or badly. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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20-Jan-2018