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Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

The rules are written by the bureaucraps. - Archie Bunker

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Experience shows that exceptions are as true as the rules. - Edith Ronald Mirrielees

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

It is absurd that a man should rule others, who cannot rule himself. - Latin Proverb

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

It's my rule never to lose me temper till it would be detrimental to keep it. - Sean O Casey

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

I have made it a rule never to be with a person ten minutes without trying to make him happier. - Unknown

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

There are only two rules for being successful. One, figure out exactly what you want to do, and two, do it. - Mario Cuomo

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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22-Oct-2017