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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Temptations come, as a general rule, when they are sought. - Margaret Oliphant

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. - Madame Dudevant

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong. - Andy Rooney

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde


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23-Apr-2018