Redneck Book Holder

Eliminating a page turner’s job

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Redneck Book Holder Page Turner

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I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

You live several lives while reading. - William Styron

Tact is after all a kind of mind-reading. - Sarah Orne Jewett

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds. - Albert Einstein

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses, it is an idea that possesses the mind. - Robert Oxton Bolt

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal


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23-Apr-2018