Redneck Book Holder

Eliminating a page turner’s job

Bubba’s book holder is on the level



Redneck Book Holder Page Turner

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Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Every great idea I have gets me in trouble. - Unknown

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it. - Don Marquis

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all. - Oscar Wilde

When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind, than in the one where they sprung up. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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