Redneck Book Holder

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - emony Snicket

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Anonymous

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C.S. Lewis

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin Delano Roosevelt

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - S.T. Coleridge

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

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