Redneck Book Holder

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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Only ideas that we actually live by are of any value. - Hermann Hesse

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

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I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? - George Carlin

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses, it is an idea that possesses the mind. - Robert Oxton Bolt

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened by old ones. - John Cage

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

Some of the finest moral intuitions come to quite humble people. The visiting of lofty ideas doesn't depend on formal schooling. - Alfred North Whitehead

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin

Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them. Most people don't see any. - Orson S. Card


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