Redneck Book Holder

Eliminating a page turner’s job

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Redneck Book Holder Page Turner

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I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Only ideas that we actually live by are of any value. - Hermann Hesse

Only through practice can new ideas truly be evaluated. - Unknown

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

The making of a journalist: No ideas and the ability to express them. - Karl Kraus

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses, it is an idea that possesses the mind. - Robert Oxton Bolt

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. - W H Auden

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Far too many people have no idea of what they can do because all they have been told is what they can't do. - Zig Ziglar

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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21-Aug-2017