Redneck Book Holder

Eliminating a page turner’s job

Bubba’s book holder is on the level



Redneck Book Holder Page Turner

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Only ideas that we actually live by are of any value. - Hermann Hesse

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind, than in the one where they sprung up. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible. - Fred Smith

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge


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22-Oct-2017