Redneck Book Holder

Eliminating a page turner’s job

Bubba’s book holder is on the level



Redneck Book Holder Page Turner

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No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Only through practice can new ideas truly be evaluated. - Unknown

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

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Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Nietzsche

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. - W.H. Auden

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - S.T. Coleridge

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them. Most people don't see any. - Orson S. Card


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