Redneck Book Holder

Eliminating a page turner’s job

Bubba’s book holder is on the level



Redneck Book Holder Page Turner

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Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it. - Don Marquis

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

suJoku.com - suDoku by Joe Defries, 3-time Guinness World Record Holder - Joe Defries

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all. - Oscar Wilde

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

The greatest ideas, the most profound thoughts, and the most beautiful poetry are born from the womb of silence. - William A. Ward

Idealism springs from deep feelings, but feelings are nothing without the formulated idea that keeps them whole. - Jacques Barzun

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible. - Fred Smith

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost


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