Redneck Book Holder

Eliminating a page turner’s job

Bubba’s book holder is on the level



Redneck Book Holder Page Turner

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No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

You live several lives while reading. - William Styron

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Tact is after all a kind of mind-reading. - Sarah Orne Jewett

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

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There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all. - Oscar Wilde

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

The mind, once stretched by a new idea, never returns to its original dimensions. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

Idealism springs from deep feelings, but feelings are nothing without the formulated idea that keeps them whole. - Jacques Barzun

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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