Redneck Book Holder

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Redneck Book Holder Page Turner

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I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are. - Mason Cooley

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

The mind, once stretched by a new idea, never returns to its original dimensions. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Far too many people have no idea of what they can do because all they have been told is what they can't do. - Zig Ziglar

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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20-Jan-2018