Redneck Book Holder

Eliminating a page turner’s job

Bubba’s book holder is on the level



Redneck Book Holder Page Turner

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Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown

The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas. - Linus Pauling

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. - Bette Midler

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all. - Oscar Wilde

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first. - David H. Comins

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Many great ideas go unexecuted, and many great executioners are without ideas. One without the other is worthless. - Tim Blixseth

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them. Most people don't see any. - Orson S. Card


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