Redneck Book Holder

Eliminating a page turner’s job

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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - emony Snicket

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C.S. Lewis

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - S.T. Coleridge

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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