Nose Siphoner

Nose care “tips”

How to take care of your nose



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Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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