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The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

You just do it, then if you die, you die. - T. Scott McLeod

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde

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