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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

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