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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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