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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Anonymous

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Anonymous

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S. Truman

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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