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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler


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