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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

You haven't been bit till a dragon does it. - Tamora Pierce

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat. - Mark Twain

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson

I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer - I'm a dragon irritater. - Craig Ferguson

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Fang says he eats a lot to settle his nerves. I said, "Have you seen where they're settling?" - Phyllis Diller

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

It is possible that mankind is on the threshold of a golden age; but, if so, it will be necessary first to slay the dragon that guards the door, and this dragon is religion. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematical rigor is like clothing: in its style it ought to suit the occasion, and it diminishes comfort and restrains freedom of movement if it is neither too loose or too tight. - G.F. Simmons

Puff, the Magic Dragon, lived by the sea, and frolicked in the Autumn Mist in a land called Honah Lee, little Jacky Paper loved that rascal Puff, and gave him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. - Peter Yarrow


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