Lost Meal

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The best placed plans of birds and men



Seagull bird steals meal from man on walkway

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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Birds of a feather flock together. - Unknown

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal. - T S Eliot

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Thou shalt not steal - only from other comedians. - WC Fields

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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