Lost Meal

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The best placed plans of birds and men



Seagull bird steals meal from man on walkway

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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Not all who wander are lost. - J.R.R. Tolkien

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Sometime the peacock wish to be the seagull. - Jamaican Saying

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

My mind is the only sanctuary that has not been stolen from me. - Christopher Paolini

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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