Lost Meal

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The best placed plans of birds and men



Seagull bird steals meal from man on walkway

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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Sometime the peacock wish to be the seagull. - Jamaican Saying

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt


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