Lost Meal

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The best placed plans of birds and men



Seagull bird steals meal from man on walkway

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Birds of a feather flock together. - Unknown

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

My mind is the only sanctuary that has not been stolen from me. - Christopher Paolini

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin


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