Lost Meal

Catch of the day

The best placed plans of birds and men



Seagull bird steals meal from man on walkway

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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal. - T S Eliot

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Thou shalt not steal - only from other comedians. - WC Fields

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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