Lost Meal

Catch of the day

The best placed plans of birds and men



Seagull bird steals meal from man on walkway

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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Birds of a feather flock together. - Unknown

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Sometime the peacock wish to be the seagull. - Jamaican Saying

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Thou shalt not steal - only from other comedians. - WC Fields

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T.S. Eliot

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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