Lost Meal

Catch of the day

The best placed plans of birds and men

Seagull bird steals meal from man on walkway

He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Birds of a feather flock together. - Unknown

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

Sometime the peacock wish to be the seagull. - Jamaican Saying

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

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