Lost Meal

Catch of the day

The best placed plans of birds and men



Seagull bird steals meal from man on walkway

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Birds of a feather flock together. - Unknown

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

My mind is the only sanctuary that has not been stolen from me. - Christopher Paolini

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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