Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker
The trick is growing up without growing old. - Casey Stengel
Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts
In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults
On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo
Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson
During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo
As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek
New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan
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