Goat Trick

In India they tell authentic Pole joe-ks

How to receive a standing ovation

Goat receives standing ovation

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

The trick is growing up without growing old. - Casey Stengel

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

see also   Goat  Section
Backpack or Goat Pack?
Goat Power
Goat Tree
Laundry Goat
Pink Pet
What To Do With Old Goats


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