The Definition Of Old

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The definition of OLD

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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley


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