Cowboy Tombstone
Inscribed on Russell J. Larsen’s headstone in Logan, Utah
He died not knowing that he would win the “Coolest Headstone” contest

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life

1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust, and
doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed, and
likes to be with you.

5. It’s very, very important that these four women
do not know each other, or you could end up dead like me.


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