Cat Box

If the shoe fits, wear it

Looking small in a big company box



Cat hiding in a Cat box

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

If you don't get out of the box you've been raised in, you won't understand how much bigger the world is. - Angelina Jolie

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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