Busy Train

Where every seat is in economy class

Standing room only, if you can stand it

Train standing room only

I'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an ich between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

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