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Measuring up for the Indian Army



Chest measurement for entry into the Indian Army Military Academy

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Measure a thousand times and cut once. - Turkish Proverb

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have. - Unknown

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Measure what is measurable, and make measurable what is not so. - Galileo Galilei

Measure yourself by what you have accomplished with your ability. - John Wooden

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Anything less than a commitment to excellence is an acceptance of mediocrity. - Vince Lombardi

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

The acceptance of certain realities doesn't preclude idealism. It can lead to certain breakthroughs. - Rem Koolhaas

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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