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Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

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